Why dont we eat cats?...

Why don't we eat cats?....like...think about it....we eat horse, dog, fish, birds....crocodile.. ..even fucking insects....but we don't eat cats?

I'd eat cat.... and only cat too......so, if people ask if I'm vegetarian because I don't touch beef, pork or chicken....I'd turn and say narrh mate...I eat cat.

I'm going on a strict cat-only diet.

Just because they like treats, belly rubs and sleeping on the spare bed doesn't make them adorable and inedible......they're fucking pure evil mental bastards with supernatural powers .... and they kill stuff for fun...
......and if it was big enough it would drag you up a tree and fucking eat you.

...dont get me wrong...my belief is that us, as a species, really have no more right to be here than, say, an ant or nettle plant.....we're nothing special in the whole scheme of things in this universe.......we just got lucky.......however, due to my advancement as a more superior breed of nature....well...

Cats are twats.

I love cows and I eat them.....
....so now I'm going to eat cat instead.
Fuck em.